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Hairdos selected and arranged by Joan.  Persis Khambatta representing an excellent hair day & Tele Savalas as the other end of the spectrum.

 

Joan!

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How is Joan?

This page received the latest info from Joan regarding her health, tantrums and tribulations with that God-dammed Orange Cat on January 07, 2008.  It is updated as frequently as possible.  All Grammar has been pre-approved by Joan, herself.

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Blonde English major does good math...

Actually, I do *great* math:

1) the tumour itself is reduced from its original 4 cm to...('nuther drum roll)...NOT large enough to measure!

Oh, thank you all...modesty prevents me from taking all the credit, though. The lovely and talented Michael T. Rooney, Alchemist Extraordinaire (aka, "The Man") gets at least *some* credit. Plus there's the guy who stuck the needle in my liver in the first place....

and of course, there's Katy and Tom and Fat Elvis and the Black Caucus, Ari and Ivan and Chaucey and Aaron and Carla and David and Dona Black and Mike and Cat and Daniel and Lumen and Vic and Lori --all within hugging distance--and y'all out there in TV land who hug by proxy, and my mom and my dad, and there's the casting director who gave me this part even though I didn't have any experience, and the catering company with the best bagels EVER, and of course, I'd like to thank the Academy...... ...... ...... ummm, sorry, wrong speech.

Yeah. Rock on, dudes!!

jj

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Created:  October 10, 1998
Last Modified:  January 07, 2008